“Day”
Went outside on a rainy day
Went to the park to watch the otters play
Saw ‘em swimmin’ and a’swirlin’ in the county lake
I saw the male’s penis
It looked sort of funny
Went outside on a sunny day
Pinched a big loaf in my neighbor’s drive way
It sizzled and scorched and cooked and burned
I gotta say it resembled a bird
“Is the world ending?” I thought
“Nah”
“Is the world ending?” I thought
“Nah”
“Is the world ending?” I thought
“Nah”
“Is the world ending? Is the world ending?”
Went outside on a foggy day
Couldn’t see my balls they were two feet away
With all that ball sweat they were stuck to my leg
Had to peel ‘em off with a cafeteria tray
Went outside on a rainy day
Tried to take a piss but it blew away
It landed RIGHT SMACK DAB in my brother’s face
Oh, I’m sorry. I was aimin’ for your leg
Went outside in a hurricane
Saw my dog fly by in his little dog cage
My favorite stack of pornos were blowin’ away
“HOLY CRAP! Look at them boobies!” is what I would say
